Thief gets Robbed

So this poor sap just might get ripped off, oh the irony.



See...he is on probation for theft and he isnt allowed to gamble or play the lottery...but lady luck seduced him and now it appears shes considering rape...HE freakin WON $1million in the Massachusetts lottery. Hmmm...what to do with such a fella.

I feel kinda bad for him ....I mean grab a looksie and its obvious he hasnt had an easy life...and hes even been treated for mental issues. Guess he cant keep the dough though...thats like being on a life saving diet, then winning the worlds largest cake and eating it, and everyone letting you eat it because...well hell...you won it.

He should prolly be forced to donate the money to charity. Unless of course he is on disability (which he most likely is) in that case...they should set aside a trust fund so he has enough to live a very modest life..then take away disability. That way the tax payers are the ultimate winners.

Man Marries Bitch

What so wierd about that you may ask. Well its because the bbiiiaaaatch is a dog.

I find superstition to be one of the most bizarre things on earth...and this case proves that to be true. This Indian dude is guilty of dog abuse in a bad way, so his astrologer tells him to marry a dog and his curse will be broken. Sure that makes perfect since! Thats some strange shit.

Moldy Secrets

What a nightmare! Ive often wondered how you would know if a house has a mold problem before locking into a 30 year mortgage. I dont think the inspector dude does a mold test. I guess stumbling upon a room with thick black walls would do it for you!

Unfortunately this South Carolina family didnt find the room before it was too late....because it was a secret space behind the book case. How extremely cool is a secret room! Unless of course it is a breeding ground for toxic mold. Then they find a sweet hand written love note from the original owners...YOU FOUND IT. Oh shit. Bet their stomachs sank into a deep dark well. Not a very nice real estate game to play. Watch out original owner...karma is a bitch.