Woman Becomes Quadruple Amputee After Giving Birth

WTF??????????

This should scare every women into having a home birth!

And how sad is it...that she has to sue the hospital just to get her OWN DAMN RECORDS! I call bullshit!

Thief gets Robbed

So this poor sap just might get ripped off, oh the irony.



See...he is on probation for theft and he isnt allowed to gamble or play the lottery...but lady luck seduced him and now it appears shes considering rape...HE freakin WON $1million in the Massachusetts lottery. Hmmm...what to do with such a fella.

I feel kinda bad for him ....I mean grab a looksie and its obvious he hasnt had an easy life...and hes even been treated for mental issues. Guess he cant keep the dough though...thats like being on a life saving diet, then winning the worlds largest cake and eating it, and everyone letting you eat it because...well hell...you won it.

He should prolly be forced to donate the money to charity. Unless of course he is on disability (which he most likely is) in that case...they should set aside a trust fund so he has enough to live a very modest life..then take away disability. That way the tax payers are the ultimate winners.

Man Marries Bitch

What so wierd about that you may ask. Well its because the bbiiiaaaatch is a dog.

I find superstition to be one of the most bizarre things on earth...and this case proves that to be true. This Indian dude is guilty of dog abuse in a bad way, so his astrologer tells him to marry a dog and his curse will be broken. Sure that makes perfect since! Thats some strange shit.

Moldy Secrets

What a nightmare! Ive often wondered how you would know if a house has a mold problem before locking into a 30 year mortgage. I dont think the inspector dude does a mold test. I guess stumbling upon a room with thick black walls would do it for you!

Unfortunately this South Carolina family didnt find the room before it was too late....because it was a secret space behind the book case. How extremely cool is a secret room! Unless of course it is a breeding ground for toxic mold. Then they find a sweet hand written love note from the original owners...YOU FOUND IT. Oh shit. Bet their stomachs sank into a deep dark well. Not a very nice real estate game to play. Watch out original owner...karma is a bitch.

Drunken Zombie feared Dead

Ive always wondered how anyone would know if someone was really getting brutalized in a haunted house. To me thats the scariest bit of all. An empoloyee beats me up before an audience then drags me behind the scene to rape me. All the while my screams for help are met with acceptance...bc its a haunted house dude. Did i mention that i dont frequent them? When I want to be truly frightened i watch the local news.

Speacking of news...this one actually cracked my shit up.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveler dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.

The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said Monday.

Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him.

A first aid team called to the scene soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey.

"Bad Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police spokeswoman Silke Tobies said. "So people weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train."

Potty Mouth

Her toilet runnith over. Not anything like a cup...quite the contrary. Im saying...what is this country coming to if you cant throw a fit over your toilet over flowing? Well i dont have the answer to that...but its obvious that you should avoid having cops as neighbors if at all possible.

Turns out the off duty piggy in Penn...did not appreciate his neighbor going off due to his potty peril. The poor lady faces 90 days in jail and $300 in fines! To think that our homes are not safe havens if the windows are open. Potty mouths beware. Cussing in you home could land you in jail.

Isnt this rediculous?

Kid Impaled with Utensil

After lunch this little guy decided to run around the house with his handy fork.

here is the aftermath. you probably think the fork came down on his nose right?




WRONG!!! Beware...image is disturbing....



I can barely look at it. Poor child. Bet he doesnt run with a fork ever again! He might not even run ever again. Share this with your kids...if they reason at all...it might help them be more cautious.