Bullshit Important in 2008 Election

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

bitter old lady seeks revenge

When you think of an 84 year old lady what do you see? Probably a sweet and timid soul who remembers when she could run and jump and wipe her own arse. Well not good ol Ester McCullough. She is a funny old rascal and she dont take shit from no one.
She is hell on wheels and can take your head off with her cane.

This is the second time she was arrested for assault! I hope I got some spunk left in me at 84...but ideally my medication will keep me mellow.I really truly wish we had these events captured on video for all of posterity to enjoy. Of course I sure am glad she isnt my neighbor!

Master Baiter forced to disrobe

Guess I wont be dressing my son Grant in his "mother sucker" onesie next time we fly...or for that matter I suppose I should refrain from my favorite "jesus loves you but im right here baby" tshirt anytime we want to hop a plane..and actually get to our destination in a timely manner.

point being....a young man had to alter his clothing or else be booted from his flight recently..on southwest. he decided to oblige in order to not miss his flight but the carrier is apologizing as they should. Turns out his shirt said "Master Baiter"...being the avid fisherman of souls that he is.

Yes..this shirt would have been rejected from the baptist high school i went too...but so was dancing and pants on girls!This is the second time in recent history that southwest has harassed passengers in this way..even though they do not have a dress code! How ridiculous. Anyhoo...check out the CNN article for yourself. And beware...the clothes nazis might be after you next time you wear your "who needs drugs...no seriously i have drugs" threads on the winged bird.

Oh and btw if you cant take a joke please dont check out the tshirt links at tshirt hell...its not for the faint of heart...and as a disclaimer i dont approve of all their shit....just some of it.

Woman has baby on Oct. 2, for third time

and they are not triplets! Yes this woman had 3 children in 3 different years all on October 2 (and they were not planned c-sections)! Pretty freakish isnt it. What are the odds of that? Well some statistics geek in Ohio (guess he was bored) figured out its 7.5 in 1 million! Im thinking this family needs to stay away from lightening but should definitely play the Ohio lottery (assuming they have one). Read more

Today I begin

I am a woman with a mission. I want to stay at home with my freaking adorable 15 month old. Is that so much to ask? I realize its the hardest job on the planet...seriously...has nothing to do with oprah...im just saying...he drives me crazy many minutes of every day...sometimes hours depending on our moods...but overall...i want to be there with him as he grows through his toddler moments and then off to school oh my! I have a career...but my heart says to be a mom first...even my mind says to be a mom first! Its going to be hard to take a hiatus but it will be very worthwhile to be there for him during these precious and oh so short years!

So this blog's purpose is to generate revenue. i dont have a theme yet or a plan 4 that matter. but it must be able to be typed with 1 hand on occasion (like right now)and should fill a big niche in a small pond from what i understand. So off i go to stock the pond!