Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Drunken Zombie feared Dead

Ive always wondered how anyone would know if someone was really getting brutalized in a haunted house. To me thats the scariest bit of all. An empoloyee beats me up before an audience then drags me behind the scene to rape me. All the while my screams for help are met with acceptance...bc its a haunted house dude. Did i mention that i dont frequent them? When I want to be truly frightened i watch the local news.

Speacking of news...this one actually cracked my shit up.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveler dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.

The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said Monday.

Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him.

A first aid team called to the scene soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey.

"Bad Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police spokeswoman Silke Tobies said. "So people weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train."

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